(Source: iseearhinoceros, via the-vermillion-petal)
#Dali #adrien brody #Midnight in Paris #film #Woody Allen
Here are some things that I like, along with some words that I write. Occasionally I rhyme when I don't mean to.
(Source: iseearhinoceros, via the-vermillion-petal)
I am
and it all fits rather nicely.
@26 minutes ago with 1 note(Source: sky-is-your-limit, via sorefootking)
- So you’re saying that the Hulk… the other guy… saved my life? That’s nice. That’s a nice sentiment. Saved it for… what?
- I guess we’ll find out.
| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |
(Source: evilartist, via besideher-insideher)
Ok so this is too cute.
Hey look, someone photoshopped a baby.
Still…it’s dining on human flesh.
This is what they look like grown up.
Reblogging because Eels.
(Source: dropdeadgorgeusgirl)